Hawaii Lawmakers Won’t Release Obama’s Birth Certificate

Says Rep. John Mizuno, one of the Democratic co-sponsors of the measure:
“We’re hoping to work with our legal department, the Attorney General’s office, for an opinion to see if we can craft something which will justify that it is true, Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, and will have the state seal to certify that,” Mizuno said. “Something very generic but won’t violate any federal or state law.”

So instead of just releasing a copy of Obama’s birth certificate the state of Hawaii will create an entirely new document stating Obama was born in Honolulu and we need to just believe the government. How about you release the birth certificate John Mizuno, you wuss.