Top Democrat Thinks Everything Is Dandy

You hear that Americans? The economy is great! We know the economy is great because a career politician that never saw the financial crisis coming in the first place tells us everything is gumdrops and lollipops.

If you think the economy is bad your just a paranoid conspiracy theorist. Never mind that the price of gold just went up $45 in the last few hours, never mind unemployment is higher than it was three years ago, never mind Europe is getting bailed out every month, never mind Social Security is insolvent, never mind Fannie, Freddie, and the USPS are getting bailed out every three months, never mind the price of gas is up 85% in the last three years, never mind extreme poverty in the U.S. is at an all time high, never mind the cost of living is at an all time high, never mind food stamp usage is at an all time high, never mind Obama just repealed Habeas Corpus and Posse Comitatus, never mind the Chinese, Russians, Brazilians, Japanese, and Iranians dumping the Dollar in international trade, everything is fantastic!